I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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