Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
