i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
