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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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