I think I died a long time ago.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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