Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just want nice things and good sex
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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