Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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