Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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