Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm sobbing to NWA
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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