We're like a lot better than the average bears
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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