So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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