Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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