I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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