Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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