Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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