after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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