Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Randomize
