i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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