This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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