The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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