I heard we made out
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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