Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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