i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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