brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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