Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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