Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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