this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She's like a pop up book from hell.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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