I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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