I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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