Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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