yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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