I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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