I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
