Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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