IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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