i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
