It's Friday. Sex?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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