my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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