she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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