you guys were way drunker than both of me
Screwed.edu
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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