i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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