do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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