I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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