He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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