It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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