this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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