Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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