how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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