I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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