I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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