Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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