How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
