How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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