But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize