the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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